donkey limerick

a desperate easel from Mass
mated a merrie in class
my name is donkey
to rhyme with monkey
but she says I think your a Jackass

the merrie gave birth to mule Hinny
who looked surprisingly skinny
I got knocked up by an ass
right in my very arse
thats why the horse looks so mini

mule Hinny says I feel very fertile
but mums says can’t be you are sterile
your chrooms do not mix
it’s nothing you can fix
you never have your own little Careline


easel Dutch ezel, German Esel in both languages the word refers to both the animal(donkey)and to an easel as well
Mass short for Massachusetts
merrie mare, female horse
Jackass a donkey an ass a male donkey Jack makes Jackass
Hinny a male horse can be crossed with a female donkey to produce a hinny. a male donkey can be crossed with a female horse to produce a mule. So this mule named Hinny started her live with total gender confusion
ass the standard word for donkey was ass, in the late 18th century the word donkey started to replace ass almost centainly to avoid confusion with the word arse, which had become to be pronounced the same way. 
mini small
chrooms chromosome
Careline someone you can care for

20 juli 2006
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